I know this preacher who is always telling stories about all the people he meets. He has the most interesting conversations with them, and I used to get quite jealous of his fascinating on-the-spot acquaintances. Until yesterday when I found myself in Wal-Mart talking to a complete stranger about potatoes. That's when I realized that I too am a people collector. Not in the creepy way - in the "I have many fond memories of times well spent with complete strangers" type way. Here is a short compilation of some of my strangers so far.
- The guy in Wal-Mart. Middle-aged, beer-bellied. Informed me that he had never "done this" before. I thought "talked to a young woman you don't know?", but it turned out he meant checked out at a grocery store. He had never checked out at a grocery store before. It blew my mind. But it kinda made sense. He is a man after all.
- That woman who borrowed my bathroom. This is probably gonna freak some of you out, but I let a complete stranger use my bathroom the other day. I was sitting on my front steps when suddenly a young woman dashed up, covered in sweat, gasping for air, and begged to please use my bathroom it was an emergency. Apparently she ran cross-country for the college, and was miles from the nearest public restroom. Of course I obliged her. I can definitely empathize with being caught out on the road.
- The convict. Ok, so he wasn't a complete stranger; I'd met him before, when I worked at a home for troubled youth. Months after I left that job, I met this guy in the thrift shop. Apparently he was out of jail on parole and was between construction jobs making $35 an hour. I wasn't sure if I should happy that he was getting along so well, or disturbed that he was out of jail on parole. Don't know what he did to get into jail since I had last seen him, but in retrospect of his most interesting behavior patterns at the youth home, the idea made me nervous.
- That weird guy who is always walking other people's dogs. So there is this guy in my neighborhood, who I am pretty sure is bat-crap crazy. Sweet as a bug, but just a bit touched. He has a dog-walking service, and every time I see him he has about 15 dogs wrapping their leashes around his legs. I can't really pin-point what it is about him that makes him seem - odd. I think it may be that he talks to himself (out loud), or that he looks like a hobo, or - no - I think it's just the way he smiles. He has one of those bat-crap crazy smiles. Like the Irish guy from Braveheart. Once I was walking my dog and he came up and starting asking my dog (Biscuit) what his name was. Of course I didn't answer; he wasn't talking to me. Ok, maybe I'm the insane one; it took me about half a minute to remember that dogs don't talk. By that point he was looking at me like I was crazy.
- All the random people I meet at the laundromat. There isn't even room to describe them all. Every time I go there, I'm talking to some new redneck or gangsta or hippie. Since I do my laundry on Saturdays, usually the conversation starts, "You watchin' the game today?" Then it descends into an analysis of rap music, or the woes of being a high school drop out, or advice on living fully. That is one cool laundromat.
At the beginning of the semester I made a resolution to meet one new person every week. So I want to know: does talking to strangers count?



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